Carl

Meet Carl.

Chief Complaint Officer · Recording Artist · Route Supervisor

Carl was hired after years of impatient customers threatened to start their own redemption center. He handles every complaint personally. Results may vary.

4Songs Recorded
Complaints Received
0Complaints Resolved
0Patience Remaining

How it all started

The Origin Story

For years, Cutler Village Redemption ran its routes, picked up bottles, and paid customers on the spot. It was a good system. Then came the complaints.

Impatient customers. People who couldn't understand why we couldn't give them an exact time. People who threatened to start their own redemption center. It got bad enough that we had no choice — we needed someone to handle it.

We hired Carl. He takes every complaint seriously. He also went home one day, sat down, and wrote a song called Shove It. It's on Spotify. The complaints haven't stopped. Neither has Carl.

Got a problem?

File a Complaint

The Complaint Department was established because people threatened to start their own redemption center. Carl takes every complaint seriously. Sort of.

Carl
Carl Chief Complaint Officer

Carl Tap Carl!
— Carl, Chief Complaint Officer